Mord

Mord is a language (also known as Mord-speak) and culture from the hills of Mordovia. A Mord has a high brain function and is incredibly powerful. Mords were once a highly powerful set of magical beings, who were able to move with high grace and were often mistaken for Elves. In an attempt to make themselves differentiated from elves, a most powerful elder of the Mords took it upon himself to redesign the entire Mord race, changing them from beautiful people into normal people, who transformed into Demons come nightfall.

Origins
The Mord race is believed to have originated at exactly 10:00 on the cold morning of 28th July in the year 13AD. This was the year when at exactly 10:00, a religious Holy Man suffering from severe OCD decided to abscond into the nice clean mountains of Mordovia. He was able to easiuly persuade his friends (all OCD sufferers) to come with him up the mountain. This trip was hindered by the fact that at every few miles on the trip, one of them demanded that they go back, as they might have left the stove on. When they eventually got to the end of their pilgrimage, the order was set up as the Mord.

Words from the Mord language

 * Maflot (a speaker)
 * Batmaflot (A bad speaker)
 * Gudmaflot (A good speaker)
 * Mascul (Man)
 * Femul (Woman)
 * Nerkul (a moron or twat)
 * Inkan (Pen)
 * Inkel (Pencil)
 * Spong (Spong)
 * Smeggul (Smeghead)

Famous Mords

 * Bill Gates
 * George Bush
 * Jade Goody
 * Grand High Minion
 * Nergal (from "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy")
 * Master Jenkins