F***

F***, or "The F Word" as it is known on national teleivison and polite parents is the word used by the uncouth and rude to describe the act of love-making. It is generally used to tell people to go away, or to insult their standing or their existence. Which may consist of standing.

Origins
The origins of the term f*** are believed to be from medieval times, when it was just a word used by anyone, not an insult or anything impolite. It was only in the last few centuries that it was deemed impolite, and that was because it hinted at sex. Well, those of you who are afraid of sex, don't look now:

SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX.

Feel better now, don't you?

Usage
Not to be used in polite company, it is the common vernacular of the college student and drunk man. Not to be confused with the word Feck which is not actually a term of abuse related to the F-word. Most usage of the F-word is by Gordon Ramsey.