Pub science

The slang term for Twenty First Century Science in the early modules, until you realise you've hit P7 and you sh*t yourelf, however it can also be when you get drunk and decide to become more proactive (explosions, riots, etc). Irishmen also study it to try to obtain the secret of good Guiness.

Origins
The term orignates from students studying the GCSE OCR Twenty First Century Science course, the early modules were so basic, badly made and poorly executed (though this depends moreso on teachers), that the name 'Pub Science' was adopted, this trend continued into halfway through the course, though when the later modules arrived the term was promptly dropped. The later modules included things like Neurology (Brain and Mind) and Chemical Synthesis. These are two of six extension topics that do NOT fit into the Pub Science label.

Or so we thought...
Then when we got the sheets for our first of these extension topics, Brain and Mind, I -and many of those around me - actually started to lose IQ points. And some of us dearly need those. The sheets were so patronising, thgey assumed that we did not know that our eyes detect light. And that our ears detect - bet you can't guess - that's right, sound. I bet you are amazed by that 21st century science fact.

Pub Science Topics

 * Air Pressure, temperature and humidity of a Pub
 * The Physics of Beer.
 * Biology and Alcohol
 * Why urine turns that colour
 * Alcohol and Reaction Time
 * Forces (Drunk man running round in a hamster wheel to generate electricity)
 * Moments (Is a Guiness equal to a carlsberg??)

Descriptions
"It's the leaky faucet on the sink of life"

"It's the broken tap on the fountain of knowledge"

"It's the dodgy student in the back of the class of existence"

"It's the blocked pipe in the toilet of science"

"It's the dodgy ankle on the runner of life"

"It's the yellow snow on the polar cap of reality"

"You will actually feel yourself losing IQ points"

"You will feel your ideas slowly sliping away"

"You will feel the most hatred towards an inaminate object that you will have ever felt"

"You will suffer a fate worse than death - unlearning"

"Pure unformation"