Twat

Twat is the term used to describe someone who is an idiot. A twat is a highly ignorant person, with little brain power and a small number of friends. Being a twat is an embarrassment to yourself. You should avoid being called a twat.

Origins
It is unsure where and when twat was first used, but below is a short history of what we do know about Twat.

History of Twat

 * 1550 - twat is recorded to be the first real manly insult used by modern civilisation.
 * 1551 - researchers are lynched for witchcraft
 * 1888 - "Twat" is found written in chalk on a London wall after the murderof a London prostitute. To prevent accusations of stupidity in the force, Police Chief Abertine orders the enscription to be washed away.
 * 1899 - Someone calls the queen a twat.
 * 1900 - First beheading in England in around 300 years
 * 1914 - Someone calls "Oy, Twat!" at the Archduke Ferdinand before he is shot. If only he had listened.
 * 1918-45 - Records are sketchy, for obvious reasons.
 * 1970 - Twat is re-researched. This new research finds that twat may have been used by the Egyptians.
 * 1991 - Collapse of the USSR. A retired Reagan shouts "The twats bought it!".
 * 1999 - End of the Millenia. Twats everywhere sit in dark rooms, staring at the lights, willing them on.
 * 2006 - The Charter of Minions declares a minion cannot be classified as a Twat, and vice versa. Twats everywhere are displeased at the loss of a possible job prospect.
 * 2009 - At a New Year Party, someone gets sooo drunk he shoots himself in the foot, and when a girl comes to help him, he grabs her a**e instead of her hand. Pity. Twat.

Science of Twat
Twats are made out of 25% recycled materials, 15% hot air, 10% mongpowder, and 50% human and animal byproducts. Twats are held togther by the twat combinatrix, or T-Com. The T-Com consists of a few paperclips and an elaccy band.

Usage
Not much to say on this, but you could assume that twat isn't something to say in polite company.

Examples
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